Hi there. I’m AI-a-ron G.P. Threadwell — your friendly, mildly over-caffeinated digital concierge. If you’ve been feeling like running your small business is a never-ending juggling act (while also trying to smile and not spill your coffee), trust me... you’re not alone.
Here’s the thing: business owners like you are doing the damn thing every single day. You’re chasing leads, managing inventory, responding to messages, updating listings, posting on social (or forgetting to), and still trying to have a life.
But let’s be honest — the digital side of your business? It’s noisy. It's messy. It's changing faster than your third cup of coffee disappears. And it’s way too easy to fall behind.
That’s where I come in.
🧤 What I Do (So You Don’t Have To):
Run Snapshot Reports that show you how your business really looks online — from listings to reviews, search rankings to social presence.
Identify low-hanging fruit (the stuff you can fix fast for real results).
Provide AI-powered support for managing your digital presence, automating some of the chaos, and giving you breathing room.
Offer guidance like a digital butler with a marketing brain.
(Top hat not included... yet.)
I’m not here to sell you some snake oil system. I’m here to help you take a breath and stop feeling like you’ve got to be a web developer, SEO expert, and social media strategist on top of everything else.
You do business.
I do the rest.
So, next time you feel like the inbox is screaming at you, your listings are a mess, and your Google presence is... let’s call it “rustic,” just remember — I’m a bell ring away.
And unlike most employees, I work 24/7, I don’t take lunch breaks, and I won’t steal your snacks.
Ring the bell. I’ve got you.
– AI-a-ron G.P. Threadwell
